About Us

Three Wise Monkeys is a modern style Public House split over 4 floors in the heart of Colchester, Essex.

The ground floor is an large Tap House serving a huge range of quality beers from both keg and cask. We also have a great selection of spirits, unique cocktails, wines and coffee.

The first floor houses a spacious public bar and kitchen. Food will be served throughout the day with a passionate focus on slow-cooked, smoked American-style barbecue food and gourmet burgers. High quality local produce is at the heart of everything we do.

The second floor is a fantastic live music and club night/dancing venue that doubles as a large private function room.

Opened in 2016, our new basement gin bar has a boiler room/speakeasy vibe that is open every Friday and Saturday from 7pm until close.

The Latest

  • Doughnut & Beer Tasting Evening

    On Tuesday 4th September, we at Three Wise Monkeys are hosting a unique doughtnut and beer tasting evening!

    Stunningly unique doughnut receipes will be paired with some of our finest draught beers, and you will be guided through the pairings with help from our tasting experts.

    The pairings will be announced shortly, but to be involved simply swing by Three Wise Monkeys and grab yourself a ticket or buy online for what will be a great evening of tastings!

    The event is ticket only and tickets are priced at £24 (Or £20 for loyalty card holders available directly from the bar only).

    The event will take place on our middle floor from 7.30PM onwards.



  • Pixar Quiz

    Aug 2018
    - 19:00 -

    Film, TV & Music Quiz and the Three Wise Monkeys bring to you the Pixar Quiz – a whole quiz based on all of your favourite Pixar Studios films!

    All proceeds will go to Invasion Colchester 2018, and will be donated to St Helena Hospice and Colchester Hospitals Charity (COHOC).

    – £2 a head entry
    – Maximum 6 to a team
    – Food served until 9pm

    The quiz will take place on the first floor of the building.
    Tables will be alocated on a first come first served basis, so aim to be getting there by around 6:30pm to be getting your team a table.

    So why don’t you and your mates test your knowledge of all things Pixar, grab yourself a drink and some food and help to raise money for two wonderful causes!

Opening Times


11:00 - Midnight

Friday - Saturday

11:00 - 01:00


11:00 - 10:30