About Us

Three Wise Monkeys is a modern style Public House split over 4 floors in the heart of Colchester, Essex.

The ground floor is an large Tap House serving a huge range of quality beers from both keg and cask. We also have a great selection of spirits, unique cocktails, wines and coffee.

The first floor houses a spacious public bar and kitchen. Food will be served throughout the day with a passionate focus on slow-cooked, smoked American-style barbecue food and gourmet burgers. High quality local produce is at the heart of everything we do.

The second floor is a fantastic live music and club night/dancing venue that doubles as a large private function room.

Opened in 2016, our new basement gin bar has a boiler room/speakeasy vibe that is open every Friday and Saturday from 7pm until close.

The Latest

  • Brazilian BBQ Tasting Evening

    On Tuesday 7th May, the Three Wise Monkeys Colchester tasting evenings bring you a Brazilian BBQ tasting night!!

    A range of food dishes inspired by authentic Brazilian BBQ, put together by our kitchen team, will be paired with some of our brilliant draught beers.

    All pairings will be decided by our tasting experts who will guide you through each course as we go.

    To be involved simply swing by Three Wise Monkeys Colchester and grab yourself a ticket or buy online for what will be a great evening of tastings!

    The event is ticket only and tickets are priced at £24 (Or £20 for loyalty card holders available directly from the bar only).

    The event takes place on our middle floor from 7:30pm.



  • Hick Mucknall Presents: Simply Rad

    May 2019
    - 8pm -

    A riff soup available in an assortment of flavours. Featuring:

    Rad Pitt
    South Hours
    Big In Sheboygan

    £5 on the door

Opening Times


11:00 - Midnight

Friday - Saturday

11:00 - 01:00


11:00 - 10:30