About Us

Three Wise Monkeys is a modern style Public House split over 4 floors in the heart of Colchester, Essex.

The ground floor is an large Tap House serving a huge range of quality beers from both keg and cask. We also have a great selection of spirits, unique cocktails, wines and coffee.

The first floor houses a spacious public bar and kitchen. Food will be served throughout the day with a passionate focus on slow-cooked, smoked American-style barbecue food and gourmet burgers. High quality local produce is at the heart of everything we do.

The second floor is a fantastic live music and club night/dancing venue that doubles as a large private function room.

Opened in 2016, our new basement gin bar has a boiler room/speakeasy vibe that is open every Friday and Saturday from 7pm until close.

The Latest

  • TWM Food Tasting Evening – 2nd Birthday Special

    On Tuesday 6th November, the TWM tasting evenings celebrate their 2nd anniversary!

    So to celebrate we are putting together a ‘best of’ tasting night 2nd birthday special featuring our favourite tasting dishes from the last two years.

    All food courses will be paired with premium draught beers from our tasting experts who will guide you through each course as we go.

    The pairings will be announced shortly, but to be involved simply swing by Three Wise Monkeys and grab yourself a ticket or buy online for what will be a great evening of tastings!

    The event is ticket only and tickets are priced at £24 (Or £20 for loyalty card holders available directly from the bar only).



  • Three Wise Monkeys Comedy Night

    Oct 2018
    - 21:00 -

    Comedy is back at Three Wise Monkeys with an excellent line-up and FREE ENTRY.

    Simone Belshaw
    Sean Sellers
    Si Deaves
    more TBC

    Doors open @ 8:30pm on the top floor for a 9pm start.

Opening Times


11:00 - Midnight

Friday - Saturday

11:00 - 01:00


11:00 - 10:30