About Us

Three Wise Monkeys is a modern style Public House split over 4 floors in the heart of Colchester, Essex.

The ground floor is an large Tap House serving a huge range of quality beers from both keg and cask. We also have a great selection of spirits, unique cocktails, wines and coffee.

The first floor houses a spacious public bar and kitchen. Food will be served throughout the day with a passionate focus on slow-cooked, smoked American-style barbecue food and gourmet burgers. High quality local produce is at the heart of everything we do.

The second floor is a fantastic live music and club night/dancing venue that doubles as a large private function room.

Opened in 2016, our new basement gin bar has a boiler room/speakeasy vibe that is open every Friday and Saturday from 7pm until close.

The Latest

  • Doughnut & Beer Tasting Evening

    On Tuesday 4th September, we at Three Wise Monkeys are hosting a unique doughtnut and beer tasting evening!

    Stunningly unique doughnut receipes will be paired with some of our finest draught beers, and you will be guided through the pairings with help from our tasting experts.

    The pairings will be announced shortly, but to be involved simply swing by Three Wise Monkeys and grab yourself a ticket or buy online for what will be a great evening of tastings!

    The event is ticket only and tickets are priced at £24 (Or £20 for loyalty card holders available directly from the bar only).

    The event will take place on our middle floor from 7.30PM onwards.



  • Club Tropicana 80s Pop Club Night

    Aug 2018
    - 21:00 -

    Join us on the top floor of TWM for a night of 80s pop goodness from DJ Christie Isaac!

    Christie will take you through a journey of the very best of 80’s pop from 9pm.

    Hear classic pop tracks from the likes of Madonna, Prince, Michael Jackson and many more.

    Entry is free but we get busy so get in early to get your place on the dancefloor!

    Leave your requests in the comments!

Opening Times


11:00 - Midnight

Friday - Saturday

11:00 - 01:00


11:00 - 10:30