About Us

Three Wise Monkeys is a modern style Public House split over 3 floors in the heart of Colchester, Essex.

The ground floor is an large Tap House serving a huge range of quality beers from both keg and cask. We also have a great selection of spirits, unique cocktails, wines and coffee.

The first floor houses a spacious public bar and kitchen. Food will be served throughout the day with a passionate focus on slow-cooked, smoked American-style barbecue food and gourmet burgers. High quality local produce is at the heart of everything we do.

The second floor is a fantastic live music and club night/dancing venue that doubles as a large private function room.

The Latest

  • Christmas Menu Launched!

    We are very happy to say our brand new Christmas menu is now available for groups looking to book a Christmas meal here at Three Wise Monkeys.

    Choose one main (with one side included), one side and one dessert.

    Meals are £20 per head and we require a £10 deposit per person which is taken off of the final bill on the day.

    Click here to see the menu and get in touch with us by calling 01206 543 014 or emailing info@threewisemonkeyscolchester.com to secure a booking.


Beer Racks


  • Oktoberfest at Three Wise Monkeys

    Sep 2016
    - 11:00 -

    From Thursday 29th September – Sunday 2nd October, Three Wise Monkeys will be celebrating its 2nd annual Oktoberfest!

    We will be bringing in 4 official Oktoberfest draught beers and serving them in authentic 1 litre (2 pint) steins which will be available for a small deposit.

    Not sure which beer to try? Why not try all four in one of our famous taster-racks for a truly authentic Oktoberfest experience.

    The four available beers will be:

    Paulaner Hefe Weissbier Dunkel – 5.5%
    Paulaner Munchner Hell – 4.9%
    Paulaner Oktoberfest – 6%
    Hacker Pschorr Oktoberfest – 6%

    More details TBC shortly!

Opening Times


11:00 - Midnight

Friday - Saturday

11:00 - 01:00


11:00 - 10:30