About Us

Three Wise Monkeys is a modern style Public House split over 3 floors in the heart of Colchester, Essex.

The ground floor is an large Tap House serving a huge range of quality beers from both keg and cask. We also have a great selection of spirits, unique cocktails, wines and coffee.

The first floor houses a spacious public bar and kitchen. Food will be served throughout the day with a passionate focus on slow-cooked, smoked American-style barbecue food and gourmet burgers. High quality local produce is at the heart of everything we do.

The second floor is a fantastic live music and club night/dancing venue that doubles as a large private function room.

The Latest

  • This weeks specials: Blackened Cod Fillet


    Get a taste of the deep south with our brand new food specials for summer!

    Blackened Cod and Mango Salsa Salad – £9.50

    Blackened Cod Sub, with lemon aioli, served with fries and slaw – £12

Beer Racks


  • Three Wise Monkeys Comedy Night

    Jun 2016
    - 21:00 -

    The Three Wise Monkeys Comedy Night back yet again with another excellent selction of comedians for you to enjoy!

    Line up…

    Chris Coltraine
    “one of a few comedians that are the future of British political comedy” – Mark Thomas

    “Likeably upbeat… an attractive cheekiness… By Coltrane’s account, protest is getting funnier – which can only be good news for political comedy” – The Guardian

    “Talented, passionate political stand-up.” – Time Out

    Paul Duncan Macgarrity 
    “Like a very tall, funny, excited child”
    — Kate Copstick, The Scotsman

    “Practically bursting with energy… a hard act to follow”
    — ThreeWeeks

    Rosie Holt
    “Disgustingly Talented writer and performer” – Theatre Wales

    Matt Smith
    “Warm, cheeky, confident, loved his material…” The Stand, Edinburgh

    Your MC for the evening is Rob Saunders and as always it is FREE ENTRY!!

    A large selection of delicious beer and food will be available as well!!

Opening Times


11:00 - Midnight

Friday - Saturday

11:00 - 01:00


11:00 - 10:30