About Us

Three Wise Monkeys is a modern style Public House split over 4 floors in the heart of Colchester, Essex.

The ground floor is an large Tap House serving a huge range of quality beers from both keg and cask. We also have a great selection of spirits, unique cocktails, wines and coffee.

The first floor houses a spacious public bar and kitchen. Food will be served throughout the day with a passionate focus on slow-cooked, smoked American-style barbecue food and gourmet burgers. High quality local produce is at the heart of everything we do.

The second floor is a fantastic live music and club night/dancing venue that doubles as a large private function room.

Opened in 2016, our new basement bar has a boiler room/speakeasy vibe that is open every Friday and Saturday from 7pm until close.

The Latest

  • Electric Bear Brewing Co. Tap Takeover

    Join us from Friday 19th – Sunday 21st May when the Electric Bear Brewing Co. will be having a tap takeover of Three Wise Monkeys!

    11 of their awesome beers will be served on tap all weekend. Check out the event here to find out more!

Beer Racks


  • TWM Live: Electric Ocean

    Apr 2017
    - 21:00 -

    Bank holiday Sunday we are once again joined by the magnificent Electric Ocean.

    Playing a mix of indie, rock, reggae and hiphop covers, the band have already played some huge shows at TWM and that looks set to continue to see out the bank holiday weekend.

    Expect everything from Bob Marley to Kings of Leon, The Jam to Van Morrison, Red Hot Chili Peppers to Ed Sheeran, Oasis to Dizzee Rascal, The Beatles to Paulo Nutini and more.

    Entry is £3 on the door and the night kicks off at 9pm.

Opening Times


11:00 - Midnight

Friday - Saturday

11:00 - 01:00


11:00 - 10:30