About Us

Three Wise Monkeys is a modern style Public House split over 3 floors in the heart of Colchester, Essex.

The ground floor is an large Tap House serving a huge range of quality beers from both keg and cask. We also have a great selection of spirits, unique cocktails, wines and coffee.

The first floor houses a spacious public bar and kitchen. Food will be served throughout the day with a passionate focus on slow-cooked, smoked American-style barbecue food and gourmet burgers. High quality local produce is at the heart of everything we do.

The second floor is a fantastic live music and club night/dancing venue that doubles as a large private function room.

The Latest

  • Christmas Menu Launched!

    We are very happy to say our brand new Christmas menu is now available for groups looking to book a Christmas meal here at Three Wise Monkeys.

    Choose one main (with one side included), one side and one dessert.

    Meals are £20 per head and we require a £10 deposit per person which is taken off of the final bill on the day.

    Click here to see the menu and get in touch with us by calling 01206 543 014 or emailing info@threewisemonkeyscolchester.com to secure a booking.


Beer Racks


  • Bedlam Bookings Present

    Oct 2016
    - 18:00 -

    Bedlam Bookings bring an exciting line up of live music to the top floor of Three Wise Monkeys on Sunday 23rd October!

    Line Up:

    “I’m not sure what they’re plotting but I bloody hope it’s world domination ‘cus they’re ace!” – Alex Baker, Kerrang! Radio. Fresh off their debut Kerrang Radio and BBC Coventry & Warwickshire air play, They have just released their 3rd single ‘Bleed to Black’, a song that may just be the love child of a Taking Back Sunday, Funeral For A Friend and Alexisonfire love affair.

    Formed in late 2013, the band has gigged relentlessly after the immediate release of their debut, self-titled EP. Their compelling and powerful live show earning them prestigious support slots with acts such as Bad Rabbits, The Afterparty, DEAD!, Ashes To Angels, The Hype Theory and Public Service Broadcasting to name but a few.

    An Essex emo punk rock band who have just released killer new single and video “With Me”.


    Doors open at 6pm for a 10:30pm curfew. Get your tickets now from bedlambookings.bigcartel.com

Opening Times


11:00 - Midnight

Friday - Saturday

11:00 - 01:00


11:00 - 10:30