About Us

Three Wise Monkeys is a modern style Public House split over 4 floors in the heart of Colchester, Essex.

The ground floor is an large Tap House serving a huge range of quality beers from both keg and cask. We also have a great selection of spirits, unique cocktails, wines and coffee.

The first floor houses a spacious public bar and kitchen. Food will be served throughout the day with a passionate focus on slow-cooked, smoked American-style barbecue food and gourmet burgers. High quality local produce is at the heart of everything we do.

The second floor is a fantastic live music and club night/dancing venue that doubles as a large private function room.

Opened in 2016, our new basement bar has a boiler room/speakeasy vibe that is open every Friday and Saturday from 7pm until close.

The Latest

  • Weird Beard Brew Co. Tap Takeover

    Join us from Thursday 16th – Sunday 19th November as we host a tap takeover from Weird Beard Brew Co.

    Weird Beard Brew Co don’t believe in being stereotyped. They love upfront, in-your-face, hop-focused beers, along with classic styles.

    You may have seen some of their beers on our taps in the past, such as Mariana Trench Pale Ale, but this time they’ll be taking over a number of our taps for an entire weekend!

    So keep the date and join us for an entire weekend of Weird Beard goodness!

    Free entry every day from 11am.

Beer Racks


  • Helen Connelly – EP Launch!

    Oct 2017
    - 20:00 -

    Helen Connelly will be performing songs from her brand new EP ‘Garden Of Kisses’ along with her band.

    Other music support on the night from the talented Polly Haynes and Fern Teather!

    Copies of Garden Of Kisses will be sold on the night ahead of its digital release on 25th October, which you can pre-order here – http://ow.ly/Kxqd30fpOwe

    A great night of awesome live music! Do not miss!

Opening Times


11:00 - Midnight

Friday - Saturday

11:00 - 01:00


11:00 - 10:30