About Us

Three Wise Monkeys is a modern style Public House split over 4 floors in the heart of Colchester, Essex.

The ground floor is an large Tap House serving a huge range of quality beers from both keg and cask. We also have a great selection of spirits, unique cocktails, wines and coffee.

The first floor houses a spacious public bar and kitchen. Food will be served throughout the day with a passionate focus on slow-cooked, smoked American-style barbecue food and gourmet burgers. High quality local produce is at the heart of everything we do.

The second floor is a fantastic live music and club night/dancing venue that doubles as a large private function room.

Opened in 2016, our new basement bar has a boiler room/speakeasy vibe that is open every Friday and Saturday from 7pm until close.

The Latest

  • Our brand new basement bar is now open!

    Swing by this weekend to take a look at our brand new basement bar!

    We have been working tirelessly to finally bring you the fourth floor of Three Wise Monkeys that will be open every weekend evening.

    Featuring an intimate atmosphere with a speakeasy/boiler room vibe, we will be serving some great draught and bottled beers plus our signature cocktails and wine.

    Find the right door and see where the rabbit hole leads…

Beer Racks


  • Three Wise Monkeys Comedy Night

    Jan 2017
    - 21:00 -

    Check out the first TWM Comedy Night of 2017!

    We’re kicking off the year in suitable style with some majestically magnificent acts in the form of…

    Simone Belshaw
    Sean Patrick
    Matt Hutchinson

    and headlining….

    Athena Kugblenu – Finalist in the BBC New Comedy Award in 2015.

    Free entry on our top floor from 9pm!

Opening Times


11:00 - Midnight

Friday - Saturday

11:00 - 01:00


11:00 - 10:30